June 26, 2006

Manifesto 2006

Filed under: Fans — Fan.1 @ 4:14 pm

The Revolution Orange
Manifesto 2006

1. I am before all others a Giants Fan.
2. I will wear the uniform of the fan. That uniform is Orange. I will only abstain from wearing orange if in it’s place I am wearing a Giants jersey. If this is the case I will accessorize with as much orange as possible.
3. I will cheer from the bottom of my heart with all of the support of my gut.
4. I will instill the code of Orange in those I hold dear.
5. I will never root for the Dodgers. If a Dodger win will put the Giants in first place I will root against their opponent, but never will the words “good job LA” fall from my lips.
6. Ball dudes are like gods.
7. I will root, root, root, for the Giants. If they don’t win it’s a shame.
8. I will not boo my closer, my manager, or anyone else paid to wear our uniform.
9. I will not leave my seat until the game is completed. Exceptions include being removed by security, use of facilities/concessions, or death.
10. Extra innings are a blessing from the baseball gods.

We are the intangible 10th player, the electricity, the power, we are Giants.

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